Idle Musings

Thoughts about the world in which we live out our lives.

3 Sir! Right! 5!

Some days, you just go a little strange. This was a work email written to my colleague Mark, not 5 minutes ago.

Greeting and salutations to you Mark of clan Murphy.

I bid you warm tidings on this the twenty seventh of our lords month of June.

As it was written long ago by a man that much wiser than myself.

“Thou shalt resize”

.. and thus there was resizing. Many wise men tried this technique of resizing, and they surmised after great trepidation that the mathematical format of the square should be the chosen size. For it was pleasing to the lord. Thus the resizing of the image was into a square, and lo, it shall be-eth uploaded unto the website, where in his grace, it shall be cropped.

Having counted to 5 3 it shall then be displayeth amongst all the wonder of the website.

Here endeth the lesson.

All power to the engines.

Go in peace, Mark of clan Murphy.

Spam control

It seems that the spam on my blog has gone into overdrive! I’m getting over 1000 spam comments when I login, so I’ve updated the site to better combat it. If you are a spammer, please be aware that I have no intention of publishing your comments unless they are amusing. In which case I will strip your backlinks before publishing anyway. Thanks

Whoops

Apologies, I seemed to have broken the site! My fault entirely, if I hadn’t been on the most awesome ski trip ever in Canada, I’d have fixed it sooner, honest!

win7-network

Changing network classification in Windows 7

So I have had the, what seems popular, ‘Unknown network’ bug in Windows 7. I wanted to try and change the unknown network to be something that would be on my workgroup in an effort to stop Windows preventing me connecting to the internet without having to disable and re-enable my network adapter every. single. freaking. boot.

So! I figured on this, and what? What?! There’s no way to reclassify your network configurations?! Yes, well I also had a big “WTF?!” moment too. I remember being able to edit it in the menu on the network control panel. So I clicked my system tray network icon to open up the ‘Sharing and Network Center’, ah, there we are ‘Connect or Disconnect’, click that, oh wait, that opens the same dialog that I got to here with? Oh yeah, so basically a nice cyclical loop. Golf clap for Microsoft on that one.

It wasn’t untill I had thoroughly given up and the problem had fixed itsself, for the meantime, that I asked @bajb if he knew, well I started ranting about it, as I like to do, and he got cracking on trying to find it. And Lo. It was found!

You have to click the icon! I’ve no idea why I didn’t find this, or didn’t try, but there you are. So if you need to reclassify your networks from Home to Work or whatever this is where you need to find it. I am quite shocked that Microsoft haven’t found this issue. I’m not quite sure how to report the bug to them, as I reckon it’s a bug.

So hopefully this will help anyone else reclassify their network in Windows 7, if you have an unknown network, give it a try and let me know in the comments how you get on!

Comments, spam, spam, egg, comments and spam

I have started publishing some of the more crazy spam comments, for a laugh. I have removed the backlinks though and edited some up. It’s funny some are absolutly classic!